Something everyone in my life should know about...
I automatically assume that everyone is going to hurt me. Therefore when something seems even slightly off, I will go straight for the worst case scenario. So to those of you affected by this: I’m sorry. I’m crazy, I know. And sometimes this makes me really difficult to be around. But maybe someday I’ll learn to trust again, and we won’t have to deal with the constant freak...
The Flaw in the Plan: Listen tumblr, I know we all... →
timetobeadventurous: breachthesurface: avengethedinosaurs: Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old…
thedailyknight: “Batman! Do you read me Batman? The Avengers have taken over my Dashboard! Where the hell are you?!” accurate.
I am currently skipping my class to go to class...
A self-indulgent list of things that are making me...
I haven’t had nearly enough sleep in the past couple of days. I haven’t seen my guy for more than 5 minutes since Saturday. We’ve both been busy. The essay I turned in was crap. My grades aren’t as good as they should be. I haven’t been home in over 2 weeks. I miss my friends. I miss my dog. I miss my own bed. People who I really don’t want to hear...
Better presidential candidates than Rick Santorum:
republicansforvoldemort: jbonneylass: In no particular order: Theodore Roosevelt. The potato soup I ate for lunch. My fluffy orange kitty. This blog post. Darth Vader. The eye of Sauron. My empty jar of peanut butter. Pikachu. A polar bear cub. Birth control pills. I’m convinced Voldemort wouldn’t be half bad compared to Santorum. Alright, that’s an exaggeration, but still. I...
NEXT UP: THE TONY AWARDS.
reno-sweeney: aka the only thing that matters in life.
Things You Shouldn't Say To... →
drowningbird: People suffering from depression: “Stop being so negative!” “You choose to be sad” “You don’t even have anything to be sad about” “There are millions worse off than you, just get a grip!” People struggling with self-harm: “You’re just doing it for attention!” “Those cuts aren’t even that bad” “You don’t even have a reason to cut/burn yourself” “You freak! Hide your scars, no one...
General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.