I have ricksantorumforpresidentophobia.
demotivationaldarren: The fear of Rick Santorum becoming the President of the United States.
I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...– Ernest Hemingway (via true-grit)
Rick Santorum just said JFK makes him want to...
peaceloveenlightenment: Whoever votes for this joke is one sad individual.
Woman/Person with Uterus: Can I have birth control?
Woman/PwU: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman/PwU: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No. (And you're a slutty slut for opening your legs in the first place so you deserved it!)
Couldn’t sleep, and wouldn’t sleep when love told me I...– Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered - Eve Boswell
I’ve got Ella playing, a huge pot of coffee, mounds of chocolate, and an essay that actually might turn out well. But I don’t got sleep.
twoloversandabeachcomber asked: Dear Erin, Hi. I like your blog a lot. I'm glad we're going to be friends. Aaaaaaaaaaand... yeah. Love, Natalie