February 2012
I have ricksantorumforpresidentophobia.
The fear of Rick Santorum becoming the President of the United States.
“I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you goodnight. And there’s a lot of difference.”
—Ernest Hemingway (via true-grit)
Rick Santorum just said JFK makes him want to throw up.
Whoever votes for this joke is one sad individual.
- Woman/Person with Uterus: Can I have birth control?
- Republicans: No.
- Woman/PwU: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
- Republicans: No.
- Woman/PwU: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
- Republicans: No. (And you're a slutty slut for opening your legs in the first place so you deserved it!)
“Couldn’t sleep, and wouldn’t sleep when love told me I shouldn’t sleep. Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I…”
—Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered - Eve Boswell
I’ve got Ella playing, a huge pot of coffee, mounds of chocolate, and an essay that actually might turn out well.
But I don’t got sleep.
Dear Erin, Hi. I like your blog a lot. I'm glad we're going to be friends. Aaaaaaaaaaand... yeah. Love, Natalie
Dear Natalie, Hello. Your blog is absolutely fabulous. I am also glad about our impending friendship. :D Love, Erin.
